He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
