Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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