I just made out with a guy for $7.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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