I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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