u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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