why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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