xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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