his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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