mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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