HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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