the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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