just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I enjoy the company of your penis
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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