I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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