The maid of honor just puked.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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