I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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