ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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