I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
And my parents said I crawled through the house
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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