found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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