did you get engaged???
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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