So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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