So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
