Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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