And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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