Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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