i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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