Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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