you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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