Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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