Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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