Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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