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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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