OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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