You work out of a Hotel?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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