He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
