Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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