Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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