Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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