I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
