Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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