I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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