Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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