My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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