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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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