He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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