I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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