On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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