That's when you crack a 10am beer
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
17 year olds will be the death of me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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