He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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