KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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