there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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