I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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