I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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