i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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