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That's how twitter works, right?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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