when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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