Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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