Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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