no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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