is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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