i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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