Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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